I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
