I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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