You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I love how my cats smell like pot.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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