So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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