Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Randomize
