Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
This is my gift to your gina
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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