This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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