whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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