: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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