I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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