Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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