Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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