your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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