I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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