last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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