problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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