You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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