I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
the raccoons are back...
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