I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
