I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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