Small penises have feelings too.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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