We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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