so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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