Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
it was like eating out sand paper
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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