I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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