Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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