If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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