Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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