I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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