she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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