Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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