can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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