soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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