I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
