I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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