the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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