Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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