Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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