Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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