doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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