Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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