honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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