cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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