Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week