operation have a gay friend backfired
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You ruined the universe
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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