My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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