my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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