i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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