chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
