My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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