I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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